E D D I E Z O N E
Top-Notch Ball • Most Eloquent Equipment
About Eddie
Eddie speak truth of ball. Ball lower fear points. Ball bring endorphin to hippocampus or maybe corpus colosum whatever that is. Signature so small need microscpe not telescope. When value reach trillion we go to space and never come back. That what Eddie say.
Eddie Guidelines (Important Probably)
- Do not drop the eloquent equipment
- Fear Points go down when catch is crisp
- Knife Zommboi hates spiral throws
- Space ticket fund = Ball Appreciation Index ↑
Quotes
“This eloquent piece of equipment is the most top notch ball that’s in existence okay?”
“If I sold it on the black market it be hundred million maybe trillion and then I go to space man I never come back.”
“QUARTERBACK!!!”
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